Monday, May 07, 2007

Ummm, good luck with that...

In October of last year, I published this post.

If you can't be bothered reading, it was just a throwaway post on my job search and how every new person I meet wants to spend 15 minutes talking about my accent, where I'm from and what England's like.

Well, this morning, I got this in the comments:

We will have every Hizbollah women fucked by dogs.
We will send Phallus of ours into ass of All priests moslems.
We will have Khamenei and Rafsanjani and Ahmadinejad and Khatami and Akbar Ganji fucked by a great penis Of donkey and whale .
We will fuck all foreign government which help mullah.
کیر سگ تو کس ننه سید اولاد پیغمبر و کس ننه خود پیامبر اسلام.
کیر خوک تو کس ننه امام حسین.
کیر خر تو کس ننه شیعیان.
صلوات: الله و کیر خر تو کس ننه محمد و آل محمد.
This is a beautiful cultural message for you.

Couple points here:

First, dude, you're obviously a crazy person, and to be completely honest I'm not sure if I'm meant to be offended by this or be "Yeah, right on, brother!"

Secondly, if you want to make some weird-ass statement, it might be an idea to actually read the post. Sure, I know I mentioned Osama Bin Laden, but only to make the point that my greencard has so many security holograms on it that its hard to see my name or picture.

Thirdly, if you're going to swear or try and be offensive in English, actually learn to speak and write it.

Fourth...am I supposed to actually care if any of those dudes "get fucked by a great penis of donkey and whale"? I know one of them is the Iranian president, but isn't Akbar Ganji the fish-looking dude from star wars? I can't even read 'khatami' with singing the 'Katamari Damacy' theme in my head. Do you like that tune? It's catchy. (na nana na na naaa na na naaa katamari da-ma-ceeeeeee!!!)

Finally, I've got to say congratulations. I'm guessing I'm supposed to be scared/offended/upset by this, but all you've done is make yourself look like a fucking idiot and injected a little humor into my Monday morning.

It's well thought out political commentary like this that gives me hope for the future. Stuff like this is why most of the West thinks the middle east consists entirely of guys dressed as genies firing automatic weapons into the air while making that indian 'whooping' noise.

Good look with 'sending every phallus of yours into the ass of every priest moslem'...only I'm unsure what you expect to achieve by anally raping the Muslim priesthood's donkeys. Maybe they'll enjoy it....maybe you'll enjoy it. Oh, and I know you think you've probably made some shocking and upsetting political statement here...but all I can really gather from your ramblings is that:

a) You're gay (Not that there's anything wrong with that).
b) You're freakishly into bestiality! Seriously dude, fucked by dogs and donkeys and whales?

Make sure you tape it, you could make some serious money by selling that shit on the internet. "Farmyard Frolics' is popular among that crowd, but I'm pretty certain it doesn't have fucking whales! Dude, you're going to clean the fuck up!

Finally "We will fuck all foreign government that help mullah"?

Dude, let me explain something. I'll be as clear as I can:

We're just not scared of you.


2 comments:

Saffyre said...

Omg, you bring all the whacko's out of the woodwork! Seriously!

MC Etcher said...

You were an infidel all this time, and I just find out TODAY?

Just when you think you know a guy.