It appears that George Dubya has put forth a proposal that would give him 'emergency powers' that would give him total control over the entire Federal Government during a catastrophic attack.
Is this sounding familiar to anyone?
When asked for Comment, President Bush commented: "Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?" before contacting the Secret Service over his radio, instructing them to "Execute Order 66".
Opposition leaders later said "I've got a bad feeling about this." before commiserating that "Many Bothans died to bring us this information."
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Those poor Bothans. I'm not sure why a lame duck President would even bother with such at thing... unless he knows something we don't.
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