Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Presidents and Sith Lords

It appears that George Dubya has put forth a proposal that would give him 'emergency powers' that would give him total control over the entire Federal Government during a catastrophic attack.

Is this sounding familiar to anyone?

When asked for Comment, President Bush commented: "Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?" before contacting the Secret Service over his radio, instructing them to "Execute Order 66".

Opposition leaders later said "I've got a bad feeling about this." before commiserating that "Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

1 comment:

Kato said...

Those poor Bothans. I'm not sure why a lame duck President would even bother with such at thing... unless he knows something we don't.