Thursday, January 25, 2007

Thank You All!!!

A little late, but time for my Birthday thankyou’s to some very special people.

First and foremost, my darling wife Sunny who got us a kick ass 19” Widescreen LCD monitor. Thanks to her I’m writing this blog in HD….how cool is that? Her birthday is on the 25th of next month, mark your calendars!

Next is my best bud Amanda, who not only hand-knitted me an awesome scarf, but also sent me not one, but two packs of Pocky…and just about the funniest gift I’ve ever received. I’d love to post a picture, but my camera is out of batteries, so I’ll have to just describe it.

It was a bottle of “Fuck Off” pills.

As the front of the bottle says “Guaranteed to make people Fuck Off!” I loved the directions on the side as well:

Are you surrounded by assholes who simply won’t Fuck Off? If you’ve tried ignoring them and even tried telling them to politely Fuck Off but they still won’t listen, then you need Fuck Off pills.

Take one if you’re agitated

Take two if your blood pressure is on the rise.

Take three if you’re considering physical violence.

Thanks Manda! They’ll definitely come in useful (and they taste pretty good as well!)

Third comes the Devil Twins, aka Misty and Bridget, who sent me a box stuffed with gifts in SL. The fact that this gift box also contained a package of “Depends” adult diapers was only a small fly in the ointment.

I gotta ask, Misty and Bridge…are you sure you two aren’t British? No British blood at all? Because you’ve certainly mastered sarcasm to an almost Brit-like level.

Last, but my no means least, a big thank you to Amelia, who gave me my own shout-out post on her blog. You need to post and get on SL more Amelia, we misses ya!

So a big thankyou to you all! It’s no secret to my regular readers that I’ve been feeling pretty down over the past few weeks, and you all really cheered me up.

3 comments:

OzzyC said...

Why do I think you'll primarily be taking the pills in threes?

mistyforeverlost said...

/me points to Bridget and claims she made them. I just came up with the idea....and ummm..asked her to make it! I still wonder why that box of preperation H never made it in there *shakes head*

Devil Twin Misty *hicup*

(btw...it's all your fault you know...you posted about SL and dragged us in kicking and screaming due to your awsome posts about it!)

I'm not telling said...

Devil Twins? Devil Twins!!

Ohhh, I'm not so sure that was meant in a nice way....

Just for that I will not answer the Brit-question. I will take that as a compliment and be on my way.

*wonders off to make plans with Misty muttering "one must live up to Paulius' expectations"*

~B