Wednesday, January 24, 2007

How Many People Do You Think They Catch Out?

Actual question just encountered on a job application:

In your previous jobs, how often did you get into pushing matches or fist fights with your fellow co-workers?

[ ] Often

[ ] Sometimes

[ ] Rarely

Yeah, I love violence me! All the time! This one time I punched my boss in the balls for looking at me all funny, and when Miss Jones told me get some work done I broke her hip! Seriously, dude, I ruined her shit!

When do I start?

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