True life conversation. Me in blue, Sunny in Red.
“Hey, did you record the payment for the new toilet seat in the checkbook?”
“Yep.”
“How much was it?”
“Fourteen dollars.”
“Hmm, cheaper than I thought it was going to be.”
“Well, they had some there for four dollars but they were so freaking thin it’d be like *crack* the first time anyone sat down.”
“Uhhh, ok.”
“Seriously, it was so thin I could have wiped my ass with it.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, the romance is dead.
1 comment:
Dude! What else is new? You wouldn't even be blogging at all without my brilliant example of making fun of everyone, everything, and blaming everything on stupid people.
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