Saturday, September 23, 2006

Be Careful What You Wish For...

A husband and wife where home alone together, when suddenly the wife put down her copy of ‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus’.

“This book is so true!” She said. “You men always assume that we want you to fix all our problems for us, when all we really want is for you to give us a hug and tell us everything will be okay.”

The next morning, the wife woke up to discover her car had a flat tire and appeared to be leaking oil. She told her husband.

He gave her a big hug, told her everything would be okay and left for work.


mistyforeverlost said...

lolololol! That would be MY husband. And then he would fix the tire due to feeling bad about being a sarcastic idiot. Geesh..I love him!

Miz S said...

That's definately not me- If I whine and cry about something to a man it's because have already tried and I cant do it or fix it myself and WANT him to make my world right again.

I hate when people play games like that- say what you mean and mean what you say people!!!!!!!

mistyforeverlost said...

But Sunny, there are some husbands who do always assume we want them to fix everything when all we really want is for them to listen to us and we even tell them that. That is my husband. He is the knight in shining armor for me. Annoying at times and on occasion he needs a bit of a reminder that I can fix things myself and he can just listen some times.

It's just always my luck that after one of those talks, something I do need fixing!