Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Tagging is Wrong. Call 1-800-STOPTAGGINGYOUBASTARDS for details

Ok, I was originally tagged by Sunny.

However, through a little creative misdirection (I showed her something shiny), I managed to dodge the bullet. That was until Kato 'Worse than Hitler' Katonian decided to tag me.

So here it is...you bastards


Three names I go by:

Paulius
Baby (but only by the wife)
'Hey you!' or 'stop thief!'

Three screen names I've had:
Paulius
Wamphyri19
FunkyCheeseball

Three physical things I like about myself:
Eyes
Mouth
Goatee

Three physical things I don't like about myself:
My gut
Hair
My Jar-Jar Binks-like feet

Three parts of my heritage:
Scots
Irish
British

Three things I am wearing right now:
Jeans
T-shirt
Socks

Three favorite bands/musical artists :

Don’t have favourites, I like everything from Jazz to Metal to 50’s Rock and Roll

Three things I want in a relationship:
Honesty
Trust
Laughter

Two truths and a lie:
I can type at 75 words per minute
I can hold my breath for two minutes
I’m sexually attracted to fire

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
Eyes
Legs
Boobies (huh huh, I said boobies)

Three favorite hobbies:
Reading
Gaming
Shooting

Three things I want to do badly right now :
Go get a Hardees 2/3lb Mushroom swiss
Stop the cat from clawing my feet
Beat that pesky Boss on Zelda: Windwaker


Three things that scare me:

Hah! I’m not afraid of anything…except Spiders, Cottonmouth Snakes, Car accidents and lots of other things

Three of my everyday essentials:
Cigarettes
My Gamecube
The missus


Three Careers you have considered or are considering :
Writer
Film Critic
Columnist

Three places you want to go on vacation:
Australia
UK (To visit my parents)
Japan

Three things you want to do before you die:
Publish at least one book
Try Skydiving (which may be the LAST thing I try before I die)
Own an Orange County Choppers Theme Bike

Three ways I am stereotypically a boy:
I love gaming
I love shooting
I snigger when people say things that sound dirty…like ‘Flange’, 'gusset' or ‘Blue tit’


Three ways I am stereotypically a girl:
I like to ‘have a conversation’
I can’t fix a car to save my life
I can hold a grudge

Three celeb crushes :
Carmen Electra
Kiera Knightly
The Doublemint Twins (That counts as one)

Three people I am tagging (cos apparently that's the form):

No one, because this tagging lark is evil. Plus, I don’t know anyone who’s not been tagged.

5 comments:

Miz S said...

LOL- Okay- i know you THINK you got the right answers....but you got a couple wrong.- and being the typical wife- I'm going to tell you what you said wrong.

Three things that appeal to you about the opposite sex....you should have listed
legs boobies
BUTT

And instead of the doublemint twins- you should have put Kylie M.

You are going to have a wonderful weekend because of the sweet answer about me being one of your daily essentials.
;-)

I love you SOOOO much Paulius!!

serendipity said...

I seem to recall a comment you left on someones blog that went somethng along the lines of "SOMEBODY TAG ME!"

Well, you got it.....

Chief Slacker said...

You should join my ani-mem/tag movement.. I am currently modifying a anti-chainletter protection pact to include memes/tags. hehe.

Miz S said...

LOL- He did whine that didn't he???


LOL!!

Paulius said...

Serendipity...uh, yeah, ummm

OK, OK!!! I don't like memes, but I don't like being left out.

ALL THE COOL KIDS WERE DOING IT!!!!