Saturday, December 30, 2006

But Seriously, WTF?

Ok, I got this comment on my last post, and just had to re-post it verbatim. It's very long, and extremely crazy, so feel free to skip down to my (short and succinct) thoughts on this:

Here it is, verbatim:

I caught your "flying cars" post in a "Google Alert" for flying cars...

I'm one of those, "lazy bastards who aren't giving you your lovely flying cars"...

I'll tell you where your flying cars are... You already know where they aren't...

They're in my 14 cases of 75-thousand pages of notes... That's where they have always been, since 1978...

Now I'm beginning to understand why my project has and is being so stifled...
I read in a blog, that Bush recently legislated "under the counter" that Americans are banned from developing engines and powersources which might obsolete Oil consumption...
What's with that guy? Is he hellbent on tossing all of us back a couple thousand years ago.. or What?..

It's scary that one guy could stifle humanity that big, and get away with it...

Have you seen the latest "flying car" claim..?
It's a blimp, tied to a something or other.. It looks like a "floating gurney"...
Next thing yah know they'll be driving their cars off'n cliffs, claiming they have flying cars...

I have the technology for flying cars engines... I just can't find the funding..? And I sure have tried... I've been snubbed more times than I can count... Now, being snubbed is just a way of life for me... I expect it...

...1978 late Fall.. on a planned three-week leisurely cruise across Canada, along highway number-one, along as much of the scenic-routes as I could find.. just past the Ontario border into Manitoba.. I saw two large meteorites cross a huge "X" in the sky.. and thought about it with all I had.. "What makes Alien craft's engines work", I telepathed from all my Being...
...A few minutes later, I had to park, to write the flood of new data, for three hours straight.. resulting in the crude bench manual to build a liquid electricity rocket...

James Watt watched a kettle boil, and invented the steam engine...
I saw an X in the sky, and invented the liquid electricity engine...

I attempted to detail the workings of the engine to a visiting European nuclear physicist.. "mindless dolt" would be a better fitting title... 60-seconds into the description, his face when pale, his chin dropped, he struggled to speak, he accused me of "talking in the forth dimension", barely managed to stand, managed to walk three paces, and fell flat on his face...

Over the years I have contacted pretty-much every major scientific concern in the big business world, and all the powerful politicians, and even a couple of the great religions.. to no avail...
All I got was "classy" snubbing and scorn, from the mindless scientific community, governments, and religions... and a lot of "remote viewers" desperately trying to suck technology from my mind, mostly when I slept.. till I figured ways to seriously damage them upon approach...
Plus there were a lot of attempts to dig into my computers, them believing I'd put the meat in a computer connected to the Net.. thht on that!.. They destroyed five of my PC's in their desperate attempts to rob me... Seems this race doesn't want engines for flying cars, and engines to take us to other solar systems, Unless they can steal it from the inventor... It's a pity I am being forced to take all this technology to the grave...

All this engine is, is a couple simple modifications to laser... It "cracks" light... Damaged light "particles" self-heal with the nearest molecules.. thus creating raw antimatter-acids, which are saved in exhaust scrubbers, and sold by the public, to power industry... The service station pays the consumer for plugged full exhaust scrubbers.. A complete 180 turn-around for having to pay for gas all these years...

Fragmented light "particles" instantly decay into liquid electricity, which produces tremendous thrust from a tiny 14-inch long by 4-inch diameter engine... Among the 110 new-technologies in this science layer, it replaces combustion as a power source, opens the bonds of the inert elements, establishes plazma-welding of all materials to all materials, is the base to establish disintegrator trash-pails, obsoletes hospitals, gives us planetary defense weaponry and thousands of new toys, and gets us to other habitable-planets before this one shows us we've already killed it...

It's that.. or you'all can go try to find it all by yourselves, by your classic "scientific" trial and error methods...

If anyone has a clue how to get new technology funded, I'd sure appreciate hearing about it.. and I'm sure you would benefit from it greatly when I start marketing flying-cars... Do you prefer two seaters or four seaters?..

Why is it so tough to get new technologies funded?.. Could it be that mankind's intellect is devolving..? given that cell phones are baking brains.. meth, and coke are dissolving and melting brains, the drug industry's pain killers evolutions are numbing people to escape reality, dirty smallpox vaccinations are destroying brain file connections, alcohol and the prolific lack of nutrients are literally desiccating brains in their cases... Every day it seems more and more that humans are devolving into Apes... Just look at how they, you, we, treat this planet, like it's an expendable resource...


Bottom-line is, You get flying cars about five years after I gets a lab and a credit card... Simple as that... if we still have a planet left after the 13-Colonies nuclear world war three game...

I've done a life-time of work acquiring this technology.. I've taken it as far as I can without funding... If I'm not funded by my 60th birthday (10 months from now), the 75-thousand pages of notes burn in the garden on my 60th, and I'll send a video clip of the bon-fire, and a cover story, to the mindless scientific community, for their archives... and you all can get your flying cars when the next one like me comes along, in about 500 to a 1000 years...

So.. Now you know why you are not driving your flying-cars today.. and why those alive today won't be seeing flying-cars in their lifetimes...

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This liquid electricity emitter's raw output is a dirty-pink stationary light-cloud... which evolves into 4-D TV, and into cinema special effects breakthroughs for the next 500-years... Filmable synthetic actors.. restricted only by lack of imagination...

A little further research, this toy evolves into engines that will obsolete Fire as a power source... Fire will become illegal... The atmosphere will have the opportunity to self-heal.. and the air won't stink so bad...

This plazma engine will power all our vehicles, including moon and mars capable consumer RV's... and will provide mankind with the basic means to populate other planets in other solar systems...

This engine evolved to tools and weaponry, will do things like, "write a poem on a lunar cliff-face from earth... and drill a meter diameter hole 20-miles into the earth's crust, for us to plant magma batteries, which crystallize into crystallines, with hardnesses 14 to 28 on the Mho's scale... Thereby revolutionizing several industries: optics, bearings, abrasives, weaponry, and pretty much evolving every industry and life in many ways...

This is what our Species has been searching for... I found it, but it seems no one can even begin to fathom any of it... I tell them, and they "piss" in my face, and try to damage my life...

The usual reaction I get when mentioning any of this in various Internet forums, is verbal flame, and barrages of mindless insults, and varying religious, pseudo-physiological, and political battles, with aggressive mindless people, all hellbent on defending the insane stagnancy-quo...

I defend myself well against slanderous attacks, which have resulted in me being banned from many forums and scientific communities...
I've heard it all repeatedly, in various world forums, and from other sources.. and from the mindless scientific community, that can't even grasp the first minute of any of these technologies... It's the same "wall of fear" and insanity that all the ancient greats were confronted by... It's what trashed Tesla's lab after he plugged a light-bulb into the ground... It's what ridiculed Flemming for inventing penicillin, for claiming that "tiny invisible bugs were the cause of disease"... Then the medical scientific community tried to destroy Flemming's life.. and then they returned, content, back to their tapping wounds with filthy turkey-feathers, dipped in alcohol and various bright colored rock-powders, to frighten-away disease and infection... "ookook-eiee! Auk!"..

It's that dam wall that your devolving superstitious mindless fearful species just can't see any light nor reality through... Seems there is no secret entry-point through this Race's mindless blind insanity levels, to permit a true scientist to build new technologies anymore, to give this Race more... Seems you are all content with the fall into Oblivion.. forever numbing the discomforts of the fall, with your latest evolutions of designer drugs, and your silly interactive-cartoons, to keep your minds off your species impending demise... When then near the year 145,730AD, the last human can be viewed cracking the marrow out of the bones of the second last.. and by 155,000AD, the planet can't even support the life of one single hardy beetle...

So now you really know why you don't have your 1200mph flying cars today...
Or as that gossip-guy Paul Harvey on the radio would say, "And now you know.. The rest of the story".. why us "lazy bastards" haven't given you you flying cars...



LazyBastard Scientist DonaldJ Engel (alias "Cosmicbrat")...


Ok, first let me waste my time by rebuking the science of this.

"Damaging light particles". Ok, pal, you kinda picked the wrong person to try and sneak this by. Light "Particles" don't exist. Light is a wave. Light is also a form of energy, just like heat or sound energy. Sure, you can see the effect energy has on particles, but damage the energy itelf?

Even if you want to get into quantum physics, where the belief is that particles and waves are interchangeable (Or at least share the same properties), how do you get these "antimatter acids" from light particles? Or particles that the "damaged light" uses to "heal itself".

Acids are complex stuctures. You're essentially claiming you can get ten pounds of energy out of a one pound box.

I had to say I also love the "Stationary Pink Light Cloud".

I could continue rebuking the science of this, but if anyone actually reads that drivel, I don't actually have to. The "remote viewers" trying to suck the information from your mind" has already done that.

Do you sleep in a tinfoil hat?

As for computers being destroyed by evil government hackers, I suggest a good virus checker. I've got this strange feeling that if you protect your computer from viruses, you "Men in Black" hack attempts might mysteriously stop.

(And PS, I should inform you that blogs are NOT known for their fact-checking ability. Conspiracy theories about "under the table" dealings to supress technology that doesn't use oil might just be a little made up).

But never mind pal, I'm sure you'll eventually be able to find some eccentric millionairre who loves conspiracy theories as much as you, likes the style of your jaunty tinfoil hat, and loves conspiracy theories as much as you do.

Oh, and finally people aren't defending the "stagnant-quo" by flaming you. You see, reputable scientists can talk about warp-drive, quantum physics and people will listen. What people won't do is listen to crazy people talking bollocks.


8 comments:

OzzyC said...

Damn, I was just going to call this cat, offering him a huge amount of venture capital, until you successfully deprogrammed me of the drivel with your confounded logic.

Anonymous said...

I see no rerason to empty your toilet in my face... If you noticed, I place quotes around "particles"... which means REFERRING-TO... How the hell else would you describe light's physical base?.. "Light-What"..?

In regards to Ozzyc's "huge amount of VC"... You must be RC's... RC's are gods, claims their belief structure... All you've got is an empty bank account, and a rusty old car, two dogs, and a cat, a nasty huge pimple, and a couple itchy rashes with flaky-skin patches... Your put-down post was merely a single brown-bubble popping on the surface of Bowies "swamp of never ending stench"... Get real or be silent..

Paulius said...

Seriously dude, remote viewers trying to suck information out of your head while you sleep, and you're telling ME to get real?

You're an idiot, plain and simple. You might like to think of yourself as some poor, misunderstood genius. That doesn't change the fact you're a fucking lunatic.

OzzyC said...

Methinks Paulius has an anonymous flamer on his hands.

Okay Mr. Genius, I'll bite. Let's just say that you know enough about quantum physics -- more than people like Stephen Hawking. You know so much about physics that you are somehow accurate in your belief. Your intellect is so vastly superior to that of any man, woman or child on this planet that you have accurately envisioned a new device that will single-handedly revolutionize mankind... something with as far-reaching implications as the fire, the wheel, the number zero, and the printing press. Let's just say for argument's sake that you're right and we're all short-sighted, naive or whatever.

Based on your reading, I've inferred that you're building your device based on an altruistic desire to further mankind, yet you say that you'll put all of your thousands and thousands of pages of notes up in smoke if you don't get funding within 11 months? Where did your desire to help mankind go?

You say that you've got the greatest invention since... well, since the last cool thing. Do you have a patent?

You say you've got something that will revolutionize society. Have you built a prototype?

You talk about this thing as if it would make incredible amounts of money for the inventor (ostensibly you) and the builders. Have you talked to anyone that's willing to finance you?

Dude, you talk about an invention that's pretty far-fetched and offer nothing substantial to back up your claim. Dude, this is the internet. For all we know, you're a 12-year-old girl in Bejing. Get real; the days of blindly believing every snake-oil salesman who cruised through town disappeared about 100 years ago. In this day and age, skepticism is not only healthy, it's beneficial. You talk about your spiffy new widget, and your thousands and thousands of pages of notes. Where's your own money put into this?

You talk about how you rub elbows with geniuses and they all scoff. Could it be that you're really nuts? Dude, let's look at the odds. One man thinks EVERYONE ELSE on the planet is nuts, vs. many people thinking that one guy's off his rocker. Which group -- going strictly with the odds -- is right? Could it be that you've got DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR instead of a real invention? Dude, look at the odds, look in the mirror, and then look into getting some help.

Happy New Year

Anonymous said...

And you're telling me to "get real"...

Christianity has conditioned you to use no more than 7% of your mind, or you'll get migraines should you attempt to process thought using more than 7% mind... Your stuff probably comes from you defending yourself from those headaches... My stuff comes comes from way beyond 20% mind usage...

You might surf: "cosmicbrat", "occultrush", "extremesciences", and "cosmicb", to get a little feel for what I'm saying... I know what i have.. and I know it's real.. it's just that you believe everything beyond your capability to fathom to be crazy... That's the same insanity-wall that your species has blocked all the ancient greats from giving you any new... If you can't understand it, then it can be...

Surf my handles, and read some of my stuff, and I bet tons of shit will bubble up inside you... so be careful to not drown in your own sewage... It's not my stuff that's crap.. it's you viewing it through your shit-lenses that makes everything too new for you to grasp new seem like crap...
You sure gonna have a pardy surfin' my old stuff...


"You say you've got something that will revolutionize society. Have you built a prototype?"

I tried to, on a tool bench, but pops was snooping on the bench, and he shone a penlight into the end of the thing, and a goldish liquidish light burst out, and burned a couple tiny holes clean through the back of his eye.. so the thing is Too dangerous to go any further on a tool bench.. so it's shelved, and the notes are burned... and I really don't give a Fk if I get funded now... I quit!.. I don't need this technology where I'm going.. You do... and you lose...


"Have you talked to anyone that's willing to finance you?"

An America said he would finance it after I gave him full disclosure...

Not a chance in hell!.. Full disclosure means he's got, and now he doesn't need me... Besides, America makes people killing machines out of all new technologies...

All I wanted, and was asking for, was enough dollars to build a couple engines, so I can build what will get me away from this insane human race, somewhere halfway across this universe while I've still got breath and beat... You all can fight over the money.. I don't need that crap!.. I just want to get away from you 6-billion mindless monkeys, and your insane hell on earth ASAP...

Anonymous said...

Quoting:Paulius: "Seriously dude, remote viewers trying to suck information out of your head while you sleep, and you're telling ME to get real."

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Check it out puppy... Surf Remote Viewing lessons.. and go into their web sites, posting short insulting letters about how you believe their remote viewing is just all ape class bullshit...

Then the next few nights watch your dreams, and record those extremely invasive pressures around your head.. and tell us about the faces you saw and see every time you close your eyes...

I ain't about to teach you how to deflect and even permanently damage attacking RV'ers.. That's something you must learn on your own... Check it out... You've got a lot to learn.. and you haven't even begun.. and probably won't...

Check this out: http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=cosmicbrat&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Eamonn Rockwell said...

This guy posted almost the exact same thing on an article I wrote (http://www.thetriangle.org/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&ustory_id=fd0847d4-fa48-4290-bce3-c4bba31e6751) more than a year ago. He's just batshit insane.

Anonymous said...

Surf "cosmicb" in female first forum...