In the past I've tried to write about why the Star Wars prequels are such a travesty, and to be honest, it's really hard to do without getting into real geek-speak and nerd talk, but today, I think I've finally worked out a way to prove conclusively why the prequels don't even come close to the original trilogy.
It's got nothing to do with the storyline, backstory or reliance on special effects, it's not about the movie contradicting accepted fan-continuity from the novels...it's straight up bad writing.
So here's how I prove that the Star Wars: Episode 1 wwas a great big pile of shit:
Take any of the main characters from either Episode 1 or Episode 4 and describe them without mentioning the way they look, their costume, their job title or role in the movie. Basically, describe their personality.
With very few exceptions, it's incredibly easy for A New Hope, but just about impossible for The Phantom Menace. For example:
Han Solo: Arrogant, cocky rogue who acts like he's out for himself but is ultimately a good person who cares about others more than he lets on.
Luke Skywalker: A naive, idealistic farmboy dreaming of leaving home and having adventures.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A wise old wizard, a mysterious mentor. Gravely serious, but also kindly. Subtly pushes people, allowing them to learn what they're capable of.
I'll be completely honest, I've just written a sentence or two each for brevity, but I could easily write a couple hundred words one each character without breaking a sweat, but the prequels?
Qui-Gon Jin: Well, he's a jedi....no that's his job title. He's Obi-Wan's master...no, that's his role....uh, he's a bit stern, I guess?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He's sits on a ship and complains a lot.
Queen Amidala: Errr.....
Basically, the characters in A New Hope are just that characters. The characters in The Phantom Menace are cardboard cutout plot devices.
Try it for yourself. Take five minutes and describe Princess Leia's personality...now do the same with Queen Amidala.
To put this into perspective, when we're looking at character depth, R2D2, a faceless droid who never talks beyond making weird noises, is a far more developed and likeable character at the end of A New Hope than any prequel character was after three movies.
It's got nothing to do with the storyline, backstory or reliance on special effects, it's not about the movie contradicting accepted fan-continuity from the novels...it's straight up bad writing.
So here's how I prove that the Star Wars: Episode 1 wwas a great big pile of shit:
Take any of the main characters from either Episode 1 or Episode 4 and describe them without mentioning the way they look, their costume, their job title or role in the movie. Basically, describe their personality.
With very few exceptions, it's incredibly easy for A New Hope, but just about impossible for The Phantom Menace. For example:
Han Solo: Arrogant, cocky rogue who acts like he's out for himself but is ultimately a good person who cares about others more than he lets on.
Luke Skywalker: A naive, idealistic farmboy dreaming of leaving home and having adventures.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: A wise old wizard, a mysterious mentor. Gravely serious, but also kindly. Subtly pushes people, allowing them to learn what they're capable of.
I'll be completely honest, I've just written a sentence or two each for brevity, but I could easily write a couple hundred words one each character without breaking a sweat, but the prequels?
Qui-Gon Jin: Well, he's a jedi....no that's his job title. He's Obi-Wan's master...no, that's his role....uh, he's a bit stern, I guess?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He's sits on a ship and complains a lot.
Queen Amidala: Errr.....
Basically, the characters in A New Hope are just that characters. The characters in The Phantom Menace are cardboard cutout plot devices.
Try it for yourself. Take five minutes and describe Princess Leia's personality...now do the same with Queen Amidala.
To put this into perspective, when we're looking at character depth, R2D2, a faceless droid who never talks beyond making weird noises, is a far more developed and likeable character at the end of A New Hope than any prequel character was after three movies.
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