Because We've All Been There...

A Businessman is walking through a strange city, totally lost. Finally, he stops someone and asks for help.

"Excuse me," asks the Businessman, "can you tell me where I am?"

"On a sidewalk." Replies the stranger.

"Ah, you must work in IT."

"That's right, how did you know?"

"What you've told me is technically correct, but gives me no new information and is absolutely no use to anyone."

The stranger thinks for a moment, before replying "Well, you must be in management."

"How did you know?" Asks the Businessman.

"Because you have no idea where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to help. You're also in exactly the same situation you where before we met, only know it's all my fault."