tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12497746.post113048153671057337..comments2023-10-21T09:03:16.283-04:00Comments on Life, What the hell is going on?: They're coming! Chain Down the Writing Implements!!!Pauliushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01709405037488442948noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12497746.post-1130533700502895132005-10-28T17:08:00.000-04:002005-10-28T17:08:00.000-04:00I always thought banks chained down the pens becau...I always thought banks chained down the pens because of those little mouse-maze lines they have and are afraid of someone coming at the tellers wielding a pen.<BR/><BR/>They only offer classes on how to defend yourself from a man wielding a banana or fresh fruit, not pens.rayrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14223338780715122548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12497746.post-1130513345551417202005-10-28T11:29:00.000-04:002005-10-28T11:29:00.000-04:00I've been looking for one of those bank pen chains...I've been looking for one of those bank pen chains for my office for some time. Just when I get settled with a really good pen (nice heft, excellent flow), someone comes in to talk to me and walks off with my writing implement. Heathens!<BR/><BR/>Without the little pens on chains, though, banks would lose all their charm. We'd see them for the scheming, money-grubbing, soulless industry that they are. The pens distract us from that, we're all like, "Hey wait, the banks are making money off of my--hey, is that a pen on a chain? What's that all about?" Devious.Katohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15228307619229587737noreply@blogger.com